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Little Johnny's at it again.....
Posted by Avah on October 4, 2008 at 12:49am in Humour

Little Johnny's at it again..... A new teacher was trying to make use
of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little
Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little
Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
yourself!'
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on
her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself
beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of
the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,'
said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture
him.'Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his
picture ?'
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Reply by Jacqui on October 4, 2008 at 2:15am
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Reply by Josef John on December 25, 2008 at 8:49am
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